Real name: Chris
Nickname: QBall
Alternate nicks: -Q, Q, QB, QBalls, Q~, Massa Q, etc.

My Poddy page: is here !  

DOB: Classified.  Keep dem snoopy gobbermint blood suckers a guessin.
Age: Timeless an' eternal, as be de nature o' de soul.
Weight: More dan a bread box
Height: Smaller dan de Empire State building.

When did me move to de IO?: Dat be a long time ago, Apr 1997.

Where do me live on IO?:                     LAYING ON DE BEACH MON!

So'kin up de sun.
Wa'chin dem buggies zoom by and smo'kin de ganja.
YA MON!
 
 

Where did I live before moving to IO: Sillycone Valley in de California Republic mon.

Favorite Poddy Racing Brudders: Everybody mon.
Favority Buggy Mon: Banana mon! She fly like Ja Love mon.  Thankya snake.
Favority Track: Lake, Skyrace and de Beach mon!

Poddy claim to fame: Almost beat me Poddy brudder Leadbest on de Lake one time
        but me spinned out near de bottom just before de finish.
        Dat be back in dem good ol days when Poddy be young.

        Also back in dem early day.  Snakeeyes came onto PODnet
        wid a ~ (tilde) after he name (SNAKE~).  Me be goo'fin an a jam'min
        round as usual and so me log out and come back on wid de tilde after
        me name (QBALL~).  Just to make fun of him and he stupid tilde.
        Next ting me know Desi an a Jagger mon have de tilde after deir name,
        we all be may kin fun o de Snakey mon.  Den de udder Poddy Brudders
        be askin what de tilde be.
        Me say dat it be showin dat we belong to de Snakebite team mon.
        Next ting me know is dat everybody have some stupid ASCII
        character after deir name for deir team.  Let dat be a lessin
        to all yo mon.  Don't be going makin fun o yo brudders on de PODnet.
        Never know what be happin after dat.

        Me also hack de UBI web server script and me got de Aztec
        track (now Azthec) an de Ed buggy (now Adeo) alphas for 3DFX (Voodoo
        magic), even doh me not suppose to get dem tings off dat server.
        Whipped up HTML page and posted dit so everybody get dees goodies.
        Dat was de start of me Poddy page.

        Now me spending zillions o'de hours an buckskis on me Poddy page.
        Of note are de track pages, de download zone, and de ghost
        gallery wid over 1500 ghosts, keep ya jammin an downloading all
        de day and de night long.

My PC: Custom built, 200MHz MMX, Orchid 3DFX, 96MB Ram, CD Rom burner,
        T2 for playing de PODdy.

About me: Been jammin an programmin now for quite a while.
        Learned, programmed and forgot well over 20 different compooter languages.
       Whatever da hell you do don't tell dem gobermint types dat me might know
        COBOL or me ass wind up in sum Y2K programmer concentration camp.
        Dat be bad mon. :)
        Still learning new tings like Perl (what de ghost gallery
        is written in), and TCL (plus all dem damn TCL extensions).
        Knowledge is power, freedom and life.  Me keep on learning and learn
        dat dere is so much more to learn.

        Some may read de rantings on me Poddy page and dink dat I be sum
        anti-government freak.  I prefer to tink of me self
        as a some pro-individualist freak instead. Heh heh heh.
        Came to Amerika from eastern nation tinking it be free country.
        All-doh it be most free place on de earth, to me dismay me find dat it
        not free as some people tink.  Me also dismay dat dis great country
        going same way as me homeland.  But dat don't matter.  Freedom must
        first be found from wid in one's soul.  Free yer mind den don't madder
        where one live.

My Music: Lots o' different stuff, Metal, Sound Garden, Pop, Rasta Dub,
        Some Classical, Celtic, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix (You Be Experienced?)

 
 

Here me be:  YA LOVE!
 
 
 
 
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