Teeklee - Teeklee Q. Quickstep is where I took the name Teeklee from. He is a short, blond kid looking creature called a Kender. With pointy ears, and a child like visage, a Kender almost resembles a miniature elf. Kender are also kleptomaniacs, and, like all klepto's, are totally unaware of it. They are truly innocent of stealing, for the do not believe in stealing. They find it repulsive. To them, what they are doing is safe guarding the object for the owner, totally intending on giving it back. They also have the shortest attention span known to the world. So therefore they %99.9 of the time forget the have it. They also have one of the worst tempers known to the world. Good natured at heart, anger a Kender and he'll go into an almost humorous rage, flailing insults galore. This has the effect of giving they're enemies bloodlust, clouding their vision during combat, suffering from lack of judgment. Teeklee was a great Kender. I played him in the RPG Dungeons and Dragons with my friends. He was conceived about 5 years ago. He has been so popular in my later campaigns, making cameos now and then, just to add fun, and a lot of chaos to things. I had originally intended to use Quickstep as my nick, but too many letters, so I chose Teeklee...

1. Dryad*= - A member of the Mafia group, the Black Knights
2. NRA - Designed as an AKA while practicing the dangerous and highly illegal form of racing known only as pod. We can only speculate as to what this means, but an investigation is in progress as we speak...
3. Drow+- - A member of the highly fanatical group called the pod Freaks. Presumably this is the group that Teeklee meets with to undertake his illegal actions.
4. Lance - Little is known about this name at this time. All we know is that - BY AUTHORITY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE, THIS SECTION OF THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT HAS BEEN DELETED. PROJECT TEEKLEE. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS CONSTITUTES A LEGAL DELETION FROM A CLASSIFIED DOD DOCUMENT WHICH NEED NOT BE REPORTED.
5. Tension - None is known about this AKA, and no evidence exists as to the validity of this name. We still list it because there has been some rumors, and we cannot discount any thing.

Date of final decent to IO: February 02, 1998, 5:45 standard Alderon time, western Ionian hemisphere. Brief excerpt from the captains log...

"We've been orbiting the planet IO for some time now, our cloaking device holds stable. Having studied most of the life forms on the surface, we are preparing to break for high orbit, and continue our planetary study of the civilization from the Teran solar system. Our chief science advisor, who has made repeated trips to the surface to interact with the local Teran's, after artificially altering his appearance, has advised me to reconsider my recommendation for extermination. He believes that these 'Humans', as he puts it, could teach us a great deal in the areas of faith, determination, compassion, and racing. The later I have serious doubts about. I have reconsidered my recommendation. We shall conduct further tests on the Teran homeworld, or what is left of it rather. Maybe we will go to Titan, one of the moons of the fifth planet of the Teran system, inhabited by 'Humans' as well, and is apparently more stable. We will finish our studies of this planet in less than... Hmmm, thats strange, something seems to be happening on the surface. Looks like some kind of organism. A virus of some kind. Looks like its shooting a stream of... EVASIVE ACTION!!"

"Science Advisors log, February 02, 1998. The Galactic Science Vessel Thunder has crashed, after apparently being damaged by the spores that came out of the planet IO. From the Ionian transmissions I have monitored, all Ionian defensive capabilities have been eliminated. All shipyards destroyed, all Ionian orbiting ships have been either destroyed, or driven away, hopefully capable of limping back to Titan. I and 3 others of the crew are all that survive. I have decided to alter the 3 of us permanently to look like humans, and I have adapted to my Human name, Charles Winburn. I will make frequent reports when I am able to make it back to the ship."

"Science Advisors log, February 28, 1998. The Ionian evacuation has already commenced. I have volunteered to stay back and make sure that all is well. I will be one of the few that stay on IO. Someone is coming..."

"Science Advisors log, March 5th, 1998. Among the remaining people on IO, there is talk of a single ship, stowed away on the planet. Room enough for one person. There is to be held a competition to see who gets the right to take the ship. A race will be ensued for the ship, and the Sole Survivor will prevail. I plan to be that survivor. I shall henceforth be known as Teeklee, and will race to my fullest to survive. This represents my last log transmission. Bear in mind that if I do survive, there will be another..."

Stuff to know about da Teek: Was born into a rather strange family. My mother has a Ph.D. in Computer Science, and my father has a MBA, a Bachelors in Diplomacy, and a Bachelors in CS. I've traveled all my life, mostly in the US for the first part of my life, but since I was 10 I've been around the world, various places, all very interesting and insightful. I been poundin at the keyboard since I was, oh, 12 or 13, started my first programming then as well. COBOL *shudder* was my first. Then Pascal, then C++. I love C++. C++ is the best.

Type of music, humm, just 'bout all, but no country, oh god no country. Someone once said, very accurately, that country music is the special Olympics of music. Favorites are Pink Floyd, Celtic music, Film Scores (love James Horner and John Williams the best), Metalica, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Holly McNarland, Moist, and a few others. (The later 2 are Canadian bands that not many have heard of).

What do I do in my spare time? Hummm, girls mostly. pod (obviously), I do a fair bit of schooling too. Work, yeah, that too. Try to seduce women (hahaha, j/k), and when I can do it (i.e., when I'm on vacation) I like to do dare devil things. Sky Diving, hang gliding, wanna bungie, scuba diving, snorkeling (the later 2 only when I'm in the Caribbean or similar place), chasing women on beaches, etc.. Yeah, that kinda stuff...

Me Triumphs and Tragedies: I single handedly made loon one of the most hated tracks among my friends. Only like 2 or 3 will ever race me, and only when they are drunk, or barking mad, or more and more, both. Yeah, was on Team CA in PWC, which we won. Got a neat-o T-Shirt for it, has my name on the front, and the team roster on the back, and some funky designs and stuff.

Now, well, this is the sucky part. I missed the Expoders vs. BK meet in the last team season, and therefore, feel like is my fault we lost. I know I could have done so much on West and Babel (or was it bewlebab? whichever, I'm good on both) but my ISP was in a bad mood after an un-fulfilling night with itself the night before, so decided to take a sabbatical that day...